surelyyourejesting:

umm. sorry yeah your boyfriend sprinted right in front of me when I tried to unrelenting force shout that hagraven off of that ledge right there. yeah he ragdolled cartoonishly and fell off. no he’s down there in that valley somewhere. the hagraven went with him yeah. do you know his base ID so I can just teleport him back up here with console commands? no? well let’s try fast traveling maybe he’ll teleport after us. is he marked as essential? you don’t know? yikes. sorry. whoopsies. that was my bad yeeeaaah.

ferretrix:

commander-snacks:

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

classycookiexo:

Hopefully this tip can really help someone, please take this advice or suggest to friends and family if you feel it could really assist them

transphobegk:

the IQ test came back negative thank fuck

kosmogrl:

desert-palm:

fruitshake:

trans guy who finally figured out his name, about to come out in the funniest way to his friends: hey guys can i be frank with you all

rorschachisgay:

fags are allowed to say dyke and dykes are allowed to say fag in the same way that youre allowed to run up and slap your sibling on the back of the head

joeyridersvoid:

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

wanderingnelipot:

otherwindow:

a dim and grim fantasy tavern but the drinks are very colourful and fruity with little umbrellas & curly straws

wellthatsjustamess:

spongebobssquarepants:

wheres meredith

spongebobssquarepants: